He's only been here a week and he's already bashed out my fireman neighbor's fence with a garden hoe, fed my dog broiling hot chicken nuggets, causing my dog to gulp grass desperately before upchucking the dangerously hot treats, and given my dog a chunk of pizza so large I had to do the heimlich manuver on him to dislodge it from his windpipe. He's been bringing me love notes with drawings of himself and my dog and I watching DVD's and playing play station. He's sooo manipulative. He's here for the rest of the summer, great Lucifer!
Educate him, he is still in time to be a good conservative man. You know, girl, man, dog, very bourgeois! His drawings are very enlightening too...
ReplyDeleteYes, his drawings are better than Picasso's early works. he did a great drawing of himself and me playing with squirt guns.
ReplyDelete“The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?”
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Times never change Leilouta!
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