I happen to be a friend of Gary's? Or I happen to be a Nazi? Which is it! I'd rather be called a Nazi than be called a liberal's friend. The only way Gary could be my friend is if he converted to Mormonism! I am a bigot against liberals. My hate spilleth over!
Miss C., I doubt Gary/Zontar has a roomate. You probably have just received a visit by one of his/her schizoid personalities. Liberals aren't that bad just remember to wipe or hose them off of your shoes.
"Nice friends you have Gair?" You happen to be one of them, miss c.
ReplyDeleteI happen to be a friend of Gary's? Or I happen to be a Nazi? Which is it! I'd rather be called a Nazi than be called a liberal's friend. The only way Gary could be my friend is if he converted to Mormonism! I am a bigot against liberals. My hate spilleth over!
ReplyDeleteMiss C.,
ReplyDeleteI doubt Gary/Zontar has a roomate.
You probably have just received
a visit by one of his/her schizoid
personalities. Liberals aren't that bad just remember to wipe or hose them off of your shoes.
I meant you happen to be a friend of Gary's, not a Nazi. And I can tell you Gary will never convert to Mormonism, as he is a confirmed evolutionist.
ReplyDeleteAh, he evolved from the first turd to crawl onto land.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, so much better in Iraq now. Why, I hear a school got painted just the other day.
ReplyDeleteMy roommate is not a black stripper, alas. And I do not want to be your friend. I just want to do you.
ReplyDeleteTexas, I bet you are right about Gary. I think he does have multiple personality disorder. But then all liberals have personality disorders!
ReplyDeleteWhat's new? A liberal wants to fuck a conservative.
ReplyDeleteTurn him down MissC and let's see if the "Angels curse you all night"?
Well. We Conservative gals wear make up and get implants and shave our pits! Besides Jack, if I can't have you, I don't want nobody Baby.
ReplyDeletenot even me?
ReplyDeleteNoah, I love you too, hunny, but you are too busy for Miss C!
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