Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Frightening Google searches

china elites feasting on baby fetuses

Someone Googled this and got a hit on my blog. My co-worker and I were talking about it and agreed that it is not so weird. The Chinese elites would eat fetuses if they felt that it would enhance their longevity, health or virility. Especially if it was rumored to enhance all three. It would be no different to them than tiger penis soup or rhino horn. They would slurp fetuses down at a thousand dollars a bowl if they believed it beneficial.

12 comments:

  1. Mmmm...baby fetuses! Isn't that redundant?

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  2. There was a lot of cannibalism during the Cultural Revolution in china. Push by the party and not out of starvation.

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  3. yep they eat their young, their old, well ya gotta control the population I guess. baby fetuses is redundant unless you are a feminist, remeber they don't consider fetuses to be babies. Unless they are old and can't have kids easily then every miscarriage is a lost, baby, not a fetus!

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  4. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Now I lost my lunch ... (:

    We are even ...

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  5. No Jack, no we are not. I'd rather eat my young than look at Rod Stewart's daughters bottom.

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  6. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Forgive me ... I can't go to bed knowing you are mad with me.

    I just toss and turn ...!

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  7. Jack if you must toss and turn over me, I don't want it to be because I am mad with you. I want it to be because you are mad about me! Still awaiting the restoration of the Caliphate when I can become Missus Jack 2. Tell her my ass is pretty lame at crafts though, so I can do the domestic stuff while she explores her artistic side!

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  8. Anonymous9:57 AM

    "toss and turn over me"

    Sounds like a song title such as "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin On".

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  9. There is a song, Tossin and turnin, tossin and turnin, tossin and turnin all night!

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  10. Tossin' and Turnin


    I couldn't sleep at all last night
    Got to thinkin' of you
    Baby things weren't right
    Well I was tossin' and turnin'
    Turnin' and tossin'
    a-tossin' and turnin' all night

    I kicked the blankets on the floor
    Turned my pillow upside down
    I never never did before
    'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
    Turnin' and tossin'
    a-tossin' and turnin' all night

    Jumped out of bed
    Turned on the light
    I pulled down the shade
    Went to the kitchen for a bite
    Rolled up the shade
    Turned off the light
    I jumped back into bed
    It was the middle of the night

    The clock downstairs was strikin' four
    Couldn't get you off my mind
    I heard the milkman at the door
    'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
    Turnin' and tossin'
    a-tossin' and turnin' all night

    Jumped out of bed
    Turned on the light
    I pulled down the shade
    Went to the kitchen for a bite
    Rolled up the shade
    Turned off the light
    I jumped back into bed
    It was the middle of the night

    The clock downstairs was strikin' four
    Couldn't get you off my mind
    I heard the milkman at the door
    'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
    Turnin' and tossin'
    a-tossin' and turnin' all, yay, yay, yay
    I was a-tossin' and turnin'

    FADE
    Turnin' and tossin'

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