Last night he met his death by car. Like many Jewish cats, both animal and human, he was incapable of recognizing his real enemies. What did I say in a lower post about cars being the most dangerous weapon? I hate being right, I surely do. He was a cool cat, I am sorry for my neighbor and I'm going to miss him.
Oy a Jewish cat? How can you be sure? Ok ok for a guy you can well you know...
ReplyDeleteBecause his name was Sam Silverman, a Zionist moniker if there ever was one! And his mom was Jewish and as you are Jewish through matrilinial lines, that would make the late Sammy, well Jewish.
ReplyDeleteSure sure I know that stuff but was he properly Bar Mitzva'd? Did he ever attend Hebrew School? Did he keep Kosher or G-D forbdid eveer date a Democrat? Oy gevalt!
ReplyDeleteWell he sure was circumsized and then some! Are mice kosher?
ReplyDeleteCould be. Lets see, no cloven hooves and killed according to kashrut (kosher laws on the killing of animals)...so if you killed them that way, yes. Just dont give the cat dairy products at same time (unless he was a Reform Jewish cat)
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If you bite their throats it's kosher!
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