Leprechaunus Carnivorous

Last week, as I was waiting to cross the street, a guy came up to me and said, "I love your auburn hair."

"Thanks," I said.

"Have you discovered your inner secrets?" he asked.

"No, I said. I really haven't."

"Well, I have, he said. I've studied your charts and posters and you're a leprechaun!"

"I am?" I said.

"Yes, you are, and you'd better get down to the Federal Reserve!" he said.

"I appreciate the advice," I said.