While we were loading up our plates one of the tech guys came over."Hey yoga man, I said. Some of that hippy tea you guys drink would go great with these carnitas."
"What do you have against yoga? he asked me, puzzled by my animosity towards the discipline of yoga.
"Yoga is left wing," I replied.
He again looked confused."Yoga is not political," he claimed, erroneously.
"You have to understand, with her everything is political," said libertarian co-worker.
"Even these carnitas, are these carnitas right wing?" asked yoga man.
"Yes, they are, because they are being served with flour tortillas," I said. "If they were being served with corn tortillas, they'd be left wing."
Why are corn tortillas left wing and flour tortillas right wing?
ReplyDeleteFlour tortillas are what the gringos eat!
ReplyDeletePlus it's all refined, a concept inherently disliked by the left.
ReplyDeleteAlso they are made of MEAT, a presumptively conservative substance.
PORK meat, an even more rightist material, higher fat content and offends Moslems by its very presence.
Well I like to offend them every chance I get, especially when that involves carnitas
ReplyDeleteLets not go all cultural on us -- it's braised meat.
ReplyDeleteUs gringos don't need no instructions how to braise meat.
Lets not go all cultural on us -- it's braised meat.
ReplyDeleteUs gringos don't need no instructions how to braise meat.
And for your information braised meat goes best with potatoes. Corn. Hmmph!
And potatoes OUGHT to be a lefty food- stolen from the indigenous peoples by blue eyed devils from the frozen caves of Europe, potato famine caused by English oppression of the Irish, and all that.
ReplyDeleteI think they are hated by the Reds because of McDonalds, bringing predictable, clean food and economic independence to millions.
You'd be right Staggy. The lefty french do potatoes right. Potato gallette, yum!!
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