Thursday, February 14, 2008

Yesterday I went to the liquor store across the street

and pointed to the Danish ham in the refrigerator case and told the Muslim clerk to "Give me the infidel swine please."

He choked out a laugh and took out the ham. The he looked at it and said,"It's no good."

"Liar," I said. "You just don't want me to have it. Ok, give me the turkey then."
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3 comments:

  1. ricpic2:32 PM

    A muslim with a sense of humor or a humor the infidel sense?

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  2. Miss Carnivorous2:42 PM

    Both, Arabs really do have a sense of humor. I give them a hard time and speak a little Arabic with them. They probably think I am in the CIA.

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  3. Anonymous7:25 AM

    DO YOU KNOW the story of the Rabbi who wanted to marry a Saudi Gal, but she cried - You don't touch me, pig.- ?

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