Sunday, April 20, 2008

Tiger stripes for Tigeroo

My hairdresser put blonde streaks in my hair. She told me they make me look softer. Softer is not how I wish to look in my jaunts around the inner city. I wish to look more fierce. I complained of this to my co-workers.

Right-wing co-worker said, "They're mean streaks!"

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:37 AM

    this happens because you refuse to wear a full burka when you are out in street.

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  2. RWCW is funny.

    If you looked any more fearsome, you could get a job in an Oakland liquor store.

    Robberies of which, I understand, are decreasing rapidly. And loudly.

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