The other day I was walking to the bus stop after work and there is a guy walking in front of me. He is walking crab like, sideways and with a hitch in his git along. He walks up to 2 guys and says, "Bush is strangling me!" The 2 guys laugh and say, "Your President is strangling you?" And the crazy guy, very offended, says, "He ain't my President, he's strangling me!"
Very off topic, but this guy's comment reminded me of a joke that I love. A young man drowns, his mom starts to scream," Help, help...my son who is a doctor is drowning" :)
ReplyDeleteHis mother must be Jewish. She had to get the doctor thing in!!
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