Monday, December 18, 2006

Al Gore starring in, They Supersized Me


Al Gore is obviously eating what Tipper's been eating. They are both contributing to greenhouse gasses with their noxious, bovine emissions. The left is strangely silent on the matter of their idol's massive weight gain. Maybe they don't see his flaws, they are that blinded by love.

If they really care about him, they should give him the same treatment they gave Rush Limbaugh. A lot of fat jokes made about you can be a great incentive to hit the gym, regularly.

10 comments:

  1. Can anyone with even half a brain not agree that this country would be much better off today if Al Gore had become President in 2001? No massive deficits, no war in Iraq, better environmental protection.

    Is there any intelligent person left in this country who does not think at this point that George W. Bush is a disgrace to the Presidency?

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  2. Yeah the neo-cons all suffer from low IQ. Wolfowitz, Rove, all mental midgets. Right. I live in the inner city, Sir, among hundreds of thousands of people with very low IQ's and they all voted for Gore. People vote for the left because they can't take care of themselves or don't want to.

    I don't think Al Gore is a bad man. I just do not think beta males can rule a country. Beta males are selected against in nature and should not be allowed to breed. I just can't be attracted to nuturing type men. They repulse me. I would never, ever vote for one, for president.

    Now, there are alpha females. Elizabeth I. Margaret Thatcher. Oddly enough, I think Hillary and Pelosi are Alpha females. An Alpha female is preferable to a beta male any day.

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  3. A person can have a high IQ and still be a fucking idiot. The neo-cons are proof of this.

    Bush I see as a weak, pathetic individual, very unsure of himself(and his sexuality). He compensates by being a bully and a braggart.

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  4. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Al Gore is a dangerous man because he's a moron and in a potential position of power.

    He's a follower....and one that follows fellow leftist at that.

    And yeah, Zontar, that's just what we need....for the U.S. to shut down production on just about everything to balance the power to the other foreign countries that wanted us to fall into the Kyoto treaty B.S. Amazing how none of that stuff ever turned out to be true.... kind of makes you wonder.

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  5. Kind of makes me wonder if you are capable of putting together a coherent sentence.

    Al Gore is clearly much more intelligent that the Chimp.

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  6. I'd still do Bush over Gore any day. At least Bush takes care of his body, not like that fat pussy Gore and his obese rock lyric censoring wife by the retard name of Tipper.

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  7. I agree with Comrade Zontar, the bushist kabul that led a coupe are at this moment pushing a brink and making life miserable for the progressive people, they frequently steal the eardrums and puppies of korean children for thier personal profit.

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  8. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Al-who?

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