If you live in a country where hanging is the preferred method of execution and

you have a scrawny neck and a big ole head, you might not want to commit any heinous acts that may later be considered war crimes!

When I heard that Saddam's half bro was separated from his head during his execution I yelled at the television, "That's cuz he had a scrawny neck and a big ole head!"

The other day in the Oakland Tribune they ran an article by a so-called expert on hanging. He said that if you had a particularly scrawny neck, your head would probably be ripped off during a hanging. They should of just asked me, I'd have told them.