As I walked to the bus stop yesterday, my way was blocked by a large and dangerous crazy man. He stood in the middle of the sidewalk huffing out breaths like an angry buffalo. We made eye contact and I realized that if I got too close to him he would attack me. So I walked around him in a wide arc as he followed me with his eyes.
Wheew, I thought, disaster avoided, but as I progressed down the block I noticed another man staring at me intently out of the yellowed whites of his eyes. "You look different," he said.
"How do you mean different?" I asked.
"Everything about you is different," he said. "Your nose, your lips, your eyes, your hair, everything."
"Thank you, I guess, sir," I said, and walked quickly by.
Everyday is an adventure for you!
ReplyDeleteSad to say. I wish my life were boring, but I am a vortex for the crazies!
ReplyDeleteYes, it really does seem that you tend to meet more wack-jobs than the average person ...
ReplyDeleteBut it makes for excellent blogging, I must say.
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