A few days ago I was riding the bus when 3 Asian-American girls boarded in Chinatown.
"Like, oh my gahhd," I overheard one of them to say. "Can you believe that he, like, thought I was, like, an English major or something?"
"Oh my gahhd. Like, why would he, like, think that?" said another.
"I dunno, replied the first, "Maybe, like, because I was, like, reading Shakespeare or something."
Well he won't make that mistake again, I thought to myself.
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet."
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