Eating lamb may make you violent!
Miss C has long noticed a correlation between lamb eating and violence. Many of the people that eat a lot of lamb are terrorists. Basques, Palestinians, the Irish, all eat a lot of lamb and then go on manuvers. Makes you think!
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 8:01 PM
5 Comments:
Let me tell you why terrorists are a completely strange anomaly in the Middle East. This might shock some people but Arabs are ummm lazy, we dont like to work and when we do we prefer something extremely flexible that allows us to vacation and hang out with our friends whenever we want. We are extremely care free, things roll off our back and we crack more jokes than is probably appropriate. These terrorists are FAAAAR outside the norm, they are organized they work alot, they are on time, they dont seem to have a sense of humor, they dont fit inside the mold, who are these people!? As far as lamb goes, it makes you sleepy, I mean look at Greek people, big slab of lamb and then bed time.
Perhaps the lazy ones eat a lot of falafel! The greeks were pretty fierce for a while. As for the terroists not having a sense of humor, tis true. They don't want to have any fun at all!
I think you should eat it J.Doe, it will make you muy macho!
It has nothing to do with eating lamb or goat ...
If those lambs wore their panties like they are supposed to ... Arabs wouldn't have to get violent!
That's right Arab islamophuqnuts take the saying ... baby got back ... to another level!
Jack, from what my spam is telling me, men are highly aroused by animals. Goat panties might be the right idea.
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