Charge Nancy Pelosi a retroactive tax on her plastic surgeries to pay for the nation's health care

and voilà! Problem solved.

The lefties around here really seem to think that the Ft Hood shooter was a "conscientious objector"

He just didn't want to go to Iraq/Afghanistan and um, er, shoot anybody, especially innocent Muslim civilians! He was a peace loving guy. That is why he took up arms, so that he wouldn't have to take up arms. Makes perfect sense to lefties, who always claim to be on the side of peace while simultaneously slaughtering everyone around them, a la Mao, Stalin and Castro.

They are ignorant of the facts as usual. The shooter wasn't being deployed to fight. He was going to council fellow soldiers. He wouldn't have had to fire a single shot. He could have been like the pacifists who, in WWII served as medics because they actually objected to the killing of other human beings.

If Major Hasan had truly been outraged over the killings of Muslim civilians, he would have taken up arms against the people responsible for the vast majority of the murders of his co-religionists, Islamic fundamentalists. Major Hasan doesn't give a rats's ass about his fellow Muslims at all. He just hates the idea of ifidels winning a war against Muslims.

Hispanic male restaurant workers regularly sexually harass other male workers. That is a fact!

When I saw the news story about the Arizona based Cheesecake Factory Inc restaurant paying out $350,000 to employees over male on male sexual harassment I immediately knew the race of the perpetrators involved.

When I was 25 I dated a guy who was a bartender at a Mexican Restaurant in Oakland called, Senor Nero's. He hated his job because he said that the older Mexican Guys, the owner and the ones who were the cooks, constantly sexually terrorized the younger male waiters. My boyfriend could not stand watching it and finally quit.

Later on I dated a Mexican waiter, who worked at a restaurant chain called, El Torito's. I remembered what my ex had said and asked him if he experienced the same thing.

"Every day," he replied. "My ass is always sore from them grabbing it and pinching it every time I walk by. They tell me to suck them. They tell me they are going to fuck me."

So, you can see why it came as no surprise to me that the male workers who perpetrated the Cheesecake factory harassment and assaults are Hispanics.

Real butter

The 99 cent store used to sell butter, but I haven't been able to find any there for months. I asked one of the clerks (a newly minted Afghan-American who recently, and proudly, became a US citizen) why they didn't carry real butter any more.

"Real butter?" he said, sneering with utter skepticism. "Do people still eat that? Is that like, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' ? Real Butter? Who makes it?"

"Lucerne, Berkeley Farms, Challenge, Land O'Lakes" I replied.

"Never heard of them. Do they make "real butter" in China? Cuz when they start making it in China is when we'll start buying it."

Our media is really good at coming up with compliments for mass murderers

According to them, John Muhammed is a "mastermind". Shooting unarmed, unsuspecting people as they gas up their vehicles takes a "mastermind." Yeah right.

It boggles my mastermind that Mr Muhammed even filed for clemency. Isn't he ready to meet with Allah and collect some virgins after doing Allah's good works by slaughtering infidels?

I love this guy!

A letter from the SF Chronicle,

"This is in response to a "Teen Rant" of Oct. 18 by Lizzie Logan, who complained about SAT tests. Lizzie believes that the tests are unfair because they give an advantage to students from rich families. Here is what I'd like to tell Lizzie:

Yes, Virginia, the colleges do prefer knowledgeable students who are already fluent in trigonometry and calculus, who have a reasonably rich lexicon and who can convey their thoughts in the form of an essay. Otherwise, the students will have to spend two out of four college years taking remedial classes. Our society does not need engineers who study engineering subjects proper for only the two remaining years.

The same applies to any field of endeavor: baseball, skating, saxophone playing or journalism. A baseball coach might feel sorry for an unskillful candidate who just has not had a chance to play the game with his parents. But usually a coach simply cannot afford to take such candidates in the hope that they might catch up later.

Whether you like it or not, we live in a competitive society that encourages excellence. That's why we have a football Hall of Fame, Nobel Prizes and Oscars. Do some kids have an unfair advantage over others because their parents are able and willing to tutor them or hire professional tutors? You bet they do, and the difference is obvious by the age of 5. The parents who read books to their kids, who teach them to count, who engage them in intelligent conversations create this "unfair" advantage. Have you thought about directing your rants toward your parents rather than colleges?

What is the alternative? The alternative is a drab, uniform, conformist society, which exists in some totalitarian countries. Such societies do not invent the telephone and do not discover penicillin. Would you rather live there?"

Eugene Veklerov is a semi-retired scientist who has worked at the University of California's Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory for more than 30 years. He has three children, and he was their SAT tutor. And he lived half of his life in a totalitarian country.

Over the Hill

Yesterday I was waiting in line at the 99 cent store. In front of me were 2 young boys with skateboards. As they got up to the cashier one of them asked the clerk if he could buy a helium balloon.

"Which one do you want?" asked the clerk.

"The 'Over the Hill,' one," replied the kid.

"Over the Hill,' the Afghan clerk said, looking surprised. "Who's it for?"

"It's for my friend," replied the boy. "She's going to be 11."

Tar balls

It was pretty disheartening to hear of the oil spill in San Francisco Bay, but even more so to find this when I took a walk down by the water. The black goo is called "tar balls." The oil sheen was all over the water in the bay. Apparently the effort to contain the spill was absolutely useless.

Ft. Hood shooter probably suffered from "first cousin parents brain disorder"

The truth is, we trained him to shoot and he used his skills against infidels. Points to him. He won this battle. He is no different than the Afghani policeman who just killed the British soldiers.

It is simply us or them. The soldiers he shot were being deployed to fight and possibly kill Muslims, instead they were taken out by a pre-emptive strike perpetrated on their own territory, by a Muslim.

The most important thing about the shooter is that he identifies with all the Muslims in the world before he identifies with his countrymen or women. He is not capable of doing otherwise.

It's just that simple people.

Always the victims

Today on NPR they did a story on the serial killer, Anthony Sowell. According to the story, all of us are guilty for not noticing that Black women, most of whom were drug adicted prostitutes, went missing and were murdered without anyone caring.

Sorry, I didn't notice the women were missing, but I do care.

What I noticed most of all about the story, was that the race of the victims was pointedly mentioned, but, not once was the race of the perpetrator mentioned.

"Attacks display Taliban resolve"

Gee. They slaughter and dismember more than 100 innocents, the majority of them women and children and according to our press what they display is "resolve." That is putting it mildly.

I'd say they display ruthless, murderous, brutality.

Harry Reid wants to "Level the playing field" in health care

Last time the Democrats leveled the playing field we ended up with the current US education system.

One thing I remember from being on Medi-Cal was that when you called a dental or doctor's office for an appointment, you always got the same message from the receptionists.

"Sorry, we are not accepting any more Med-Cal patients."

Talking to my gynecologist at Kaiser the other day about " health care reform" she expressed to me her worry that although she was supposed to spend at least 15 minutes with each patient, currently, she was only able to spend about 10 minutes with them. She was scared that if Kaiser agreed to accept many of the patients that will be covered by the proposed government plan, she would not be able to give quality care to her patients.