Yippee!!! Silicone breast implants now widely available!

Those psycho, mentally ill bitches who claimed they had all those fake diseases and shit from silicone implants ruined it for women who wanted attractive implants. Instead, the poor things had to settle for slushy, wrinkly water bags. Now women can get realistic looking implants. I think we should declare it some kind of holiday. Freedom From Lunatic Leftists and Their Fake Diseases Day!