Destined For Destiny
My co-worker and I were reading this hilarious book, Destined for Destiny, an unauthorized biography of George W. Bush, by one of the writers of the Onion. Here is an excerpt;
I tell the untold story of my inspirational life. You will struggle with me in my strugglesome youth. During the Vietnam War, you will be right there at my side as I face down the terrible enemy of my sinful partying. Together, we will meet and fall head over heels for the love of my life -- Jesus. And through me you will become a beloved, terror-fighting hero in the greatest hour of my presidency, September 11, 2001.
I embarked upon this important and historical work against the advice of my advisors. Come what may, I wanted you to hear my story from me, in my own talking.
God bless,
George W. Bush
1 Comments:
At the same press conference, President Genius said, that in addition to hearing from the Iraq Study Committee he wanted to hear from generals because:
"After all, a lot of what we're doing is a military operation."
Gosh, I never knew that! I thought it was a desert camping trip.
The New York Crank
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