Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Monday, November 05, 2007

Backlash against feminism, big time!


My co-worker came to me on Friday to tell me how disgusted she was at having to catalogue the current batch of romance novels. The plot lines of the new novels deal with women who are already pregnant before the romance ensues, sometimes with the child of another man than the hero of the story.

There is also a whole series of romances that have, as the hero, Arab sheikhs who are also cutthroat businessmen(pun intended) . Other writers in these series often use Greek and Italian tycoons as lead male characters.

I told my friend that the meaning of the popularity of these books is obvious. Many women in America are now single mothers. They are happy being mothers but most women in this world still want to have babies. They also want to be married.

The sudden and extreme popularity of sheikh/tycoon stories prove that women are tired of feminized men. They want to be taken by alpha males, preferably rich and successful ones.

8 Comments:

At 1:59 PM , Blogger strudel said...

Men are tired of masculinized carnivs. Do not ask whom the ball is bouncing for , it's bouncing for your bum .

 
At 10:29 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Strudel pie! You are obsessed with my ghetto booty! You and Jack.

 
At 12:06 PM , Blogger strudel said...

Cambridge dictionaries refused to tell me anything about ghetto booty. But naughty google returned -A woman with an extremely large sized glutious maximus.- My dreams come true !!!

Would you mind sending a pic of it to your humble Strudel ?

p.s. As for that Jack, forget him, he just had his throat cut.

 
At 12:37 PM , Anonymous jack said...

Do they really have these books in the public library?

"You are obsessed with my ghetto booty! You and Jack."

Yes ... I suggest you enter that best backside contest next year.

You should easily win and you could even give a speech!

 
At 7:18 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

We gots hundreds of these books jack. titles like, her boss's mistress, seducing the nanny, the greek tycoons blackmailed mistress, loco crap like that. Soo politically incorrect. It cracks me up. To bad the books aren't written better, i'd read em too. I guess women are pickier than men about our porn!

 
At 7:19 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Strudel, Missus jack will have your hide if you damage Jack's delicate complexion. Miss C will print a pic of her behind for you some day soon.

 
At 1:37 AM , Blogger strudel said...

A very nice American brunette with wonderful legs and sense of humour. A little diamond, that's Carniv.

p.s. Missus Jack had better to keep her hubby in his housedog, or else ....

 
At 12:37 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Strudel, your accent is charming but the correct term is "dog house" Not house dog. Jack is nobody's housedog.

 

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