Liberatarian co-worker brought us carnitas today

While we were loading up our plates one of the tech guys came over.

"Hey yoga man, I said. Some of that hippy tea you guys drink would go great with these carnitas."

"What do you have against yoga? he asked me, puzzled by my animosity towards the discipline of yoga.

"Yoga is left wing," I replied.

He again looked confused."Yoga is not political," he claimed, erroneously.

"You have to understand, with her everything is political," said libertarian co-worker.

"Even these carnitas, are these carnitas right wing?" asked yoga man.

"Yes, they are, because they are being served with flour tortillas," I said. "If they were being served with corn tortillas, they'd be left wing."