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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Friday the 13th

Right-wing co-worker is good friends with a Mexican co-worker. He says the Mexican guy's entire family, from the grandparents to the little kids, love watching horror movies together.

"Wow," I said, what a nice family togetherness experience. The family that watches horror movies together, stays together."

"Well, as far as I can remember, he replied, neither Freddy nor Jason have ever killed a Mexican. They've killed Whites, Blacks and an Asian, but not a Mexican."

That must be why they like them so much, I said. They like to see all the gringos get killed. They are like, "Kewl, there goes another one."

7 Comments:

At 12:26 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

I've never seen a Mexican alone. They're always in a group. So Freddie or Jason would have to kill a whole slew of Mexicans to kill a Mexican. Too much trouble. Easier to kill a single gringo at a time.
That's my theory and I'm stickin' to it!

 
At 8:37 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

You know, you're right Ric.

 
At 10:38 AM , Anonymous strudel said...

Chick, I have an unusual question.
For some irrelevant reasons I had a conversation with a woman living in Arkansas, in a small town. She is happily married, she says, and the family business is a farm.
Let's call her Cherry. Cherry says that the average number of kids in a family there is about 15. A standard wife bears 15 kids. All well grown. Cherry adds that her husband spanks her (belt, barebottom!) when she is 'mouthy'. Further they spank all sons and daughters until they leave or get married. And the spanking habit, she says, is not unusuale in her countryside. There are no Muslims in Arkansas. They are all whites and not immigrants. Accustomed as I am to facts of life, I am not getting shocked. Now my question -Is Cherry a liar?- .

p.s. Who are Freddie and Jason?

 
At 10:55 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Stru, Caro mio, Miss C thinks there might be a Muslim or two in Arkansas, even if they are Black Muslims.

As for the spanking, that Cherry is a lucky girl to have a husband who employs loving methods of discipline to keep her in line. Would that I could find such a man here in liberal California.

By the by, Stru are you managing to keep your hands off your genitals in public and did you have eanything to do with drugging the espresso of, and killing that poor American tourist? It's probably because the dumb American tourist ordered espresso at the wrong time of day, right. Surely that's an offense worthy of the death penalty in Italy.

 
At 2:54 PM , Anonymous strudel said...

I am investigating Fordyce (Arkansas), you may find there all kind of churches, not a Moskea.

So sorry for the unlucky American man, but I may reassure you that we still love the American tourists and it was a very unusual accident.

I mostly scratch my head and my bum, but only at home, do not know why.

As for the spanking .... oh well well, I would prefer to write to you in private about it. We don't want people know how I would like to spank your delicious bum both for love and to keep you in line. My yahoo-nick is dedicris and I am trying to manage a party on line with the ladies of Fordyce. Columbus crossed the Ocean on a vessel after all.

 
At 4:58 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

Mexicans are also too intelligent to go into those dark rooms and stuff.

And they have been carring knives since the cradle, F & J know better than to go up against experts.

Which reminds me of this commercial.

 
At 10:46 PM , Blogger Beelza-Bubba said...

I have seen that commercial before, it is a scream (heh-heh!).
Mexicans, and knives go together like chips & salsa!

 

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