Oh, oh, oh.. Miss C is in total agreement with this lefty protester
Gawd damn, let's do it. We'll get the southern half cuz the liberals hate the heat and are afraid of extreme weather. All the liberals here have been bitching about the fact that it has finally warmed up for a few days from the low 60's they have been enjoying, and Miss C's been tolerating, for the entire summer so far. They prefer to creep about in the half light.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 8:57 AM
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Ah, thanks god you Northamericans are killing at each other again in a Second Civil War.
Sicerely, the world do loves you and your movies (Laurel&Hardy above all), but the world is fed up with your politicians, businessmen and marines knocking at our doors -Hello, anyone Democracy?- . Have a rest.
Strudel, Dude, the marines have not been bothering you for some time and when they last did it was necessary, You guys oughta know a lot about civil wars though.
And tell your countrymen/women to stay the hell out of San Francisco, prego, they are stinking up our fair city and ruining the cable car experience with their unwashed body funk. Here in America it is customary to bathe on a daily basis. Learn the cultures of others before you venture out like the rude, mal- odorous know it all water buffalos you Europeans are.
As for being fed up with us, it is jealousy, pure and simple. The best and brightest came here and created the universe and you guys still are resentful that the people who hated Europe enough to leave it, turned out to be right.
Ah, well well. "The best and the brightest came here" and gave birth to a generation of stinky Euro-americans. I wonder what happened with the standard emigrants "The worst and the illiterate".
Tu non credevi ch'io loico fossi- (Dante's Inferno).
ppt sss . Damsel C, you won't deny me a pic of your bum as a retaliaton, will you?)
I will send you a pic of this lovely hippy ladie's bum as she is your counterpart in America. Europeans are smelly and American hippies are smelly and also, the women do not shave and share all your Euro values except for the one about looking good when you go out in public. But under the tie die and political action signs there lurks a bum only a Euroweenie could love. Pun intended
NOOOOOOO, please, mercy of me. Do not send me any horrible dark bum. I swear on Bible I will take a shower three times a day and pour a bottle of French scent on my head any time I dream of your respectable behind (even if it's going to cost me the savings of a life).
Hurry on down , Miss C>>>we'd lurv to have ya!
Ta very much Jane!!
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