Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Saturday, January 09, 2010

You can never be liberal enuff for the mad left

Poor Harry Reid. I hope Obama doesn't throw Harry under the bus like he did that Reverend Wright and his own grandma. All liberals are terrified of being tar babies, oops, I mean getting tarred with the racist brush. They are scared and mean enough to cover Harry in hot tar. They flung poo all over monks after the Chinese revolution. Lefties are some nasty customers.

I recently watched a documentary on the Weather Underground and the former revolutionaries admitted in interviews how scared they eventually became of each other, as the left always becomes paranoid and turns on itself and starts killing each other after a successful revolution, a la Mao and Stalin and Pol Pot. I hope the Dems aren't going to do this.

Harry speaks truth to power. Obama talks Black whenever he feels like it and since the US Census has a box to check for "Negroes" because some Black people of Harry's generation still refer to themselves as such, I fail to see where the supposed insults lie.

Harry was using "old white man vernacular." That's just how they speak.

One of our Security guards at work, who is Black, brought a peach cobbler to our Xmas potluck.

The cobbler really was exceptional in every way and I told the guard, "As we white people say, "This cobbler is like so totally awesome, Dude!"

Then one co-worker, also Black said, "I don't usually care for cobbler, but this is delicious."

The guard muttered, "What kind of Black person doesn't like cobbler?" Then he corrected himself. "But then, I hate watermelon."

"You should say that when you meet people for the first time," I said. "You should say, 'Hello, my name is Ricky, and I hate watermelon.'"