They found a dead body on the streets of Oakland this morning

At first the police were stumped. How did this guy get shot and how did he get here? Then the truth began to emerge. Sharfiqua Williams, I shit you not, that was his name, committed an armed robbery in Pinole. They have him on tape robbing a liquor store. He put his gun on the counter to take the money from the register. He grabbed the gun to shove it back down the front of his pants and he accidently squeezed the trigger, shooting himself in the thigh. His femoral artery to be exact. He and his accomplice then drove (back) to Oakland. Sharfiqua died from massive blood loss. One wonders if his partner just threw him out of the car onto the street. Funny stuff.