Miss C's new do!

I went to get my hairs cut. My co-worker had ratted me out to my Palestinian/conspiracy theorist/hairdresser. He went and told her I had a right wing blog, unbeknownst to me. I am on vacation right now but when I get back to work he's gonna pay. She could have taken revenge in the worst possible way. She did me right though. I think I look like Tina Fey from SNL, but not as hot.

My hairdresser was cutting another woman's hair when I first got there. They argued the whole time. At one point they were talking about where they eat breakfast. The customer said, "Mama's cafe." My hairdresser asks "Where's that?" The woman tells her. My hairdresser says "It's called Royal's cafe now." They argue some more. I am deeply immersed in Reason Magazine's article on women who falsely accuse their ex's of child abuse, so I ignore them for a few minutes. Finally I can't take it anymore, I say, "It's called, Mama's Royal cafe. You're both right and you are both wrong!" I told them that I am good at working with the handicapped because I always know what they mean and can finish their sentences for them. They both glared and me and said, "Thanks a lot!"

Then they sent this guy out to put money in the customer's meter and they started arguing again, over where the woman's car was parked. I would have thought the customer would know where her own car was parked but she did not. She ended up betting my hairdresser 50 cents that it wasn't where my hairdresser thought it was. She lost.