Secession is the only answer!

I am ready to secede from this Union. The ironing out of the areas of secession will take some time, but I am thinking hard on it. Will it be North/South, East/West? A wrap around kind of do hickey? I dunno. We have to work it out so we get the good parts, you know? I like my state an awful lot and want to retain a great deal of it. There are a lot of icky states, and most of them are kind of Conservative. It's a problem.

Anyway, I have gone over to the leftist practice of discrimination against those of a different political persuasion. A beloved co-worker is retiring and few of us are taking him to lunch. I have put the plan into action and I have deliberately not invited the leftist retard I had words with on Halloween. The retiree has said it's OK with him if I don't invite this guy. It will look strange though, when we all leave for lunch at once without the leftist. I am sure someone will let him know about it and that I don't like him is already pretty clear. He hasn't worked at the library for very long and although he knows the guy who's retiring, he really isn't important to the going away party. Oh well, I have always believed in freedom of association.

Is this wrong? Am I being too much like them? I just don't wish to break bread with someone who says things like, "What's the big deal with Anne Frank? I don't know who she is." but has read Tookie Williams children's books.

Our differences have become insurmountable and I am ready to become an insurgent. After all the left thinks its OK for insurgents in Iraq to kill people who don't agree with their politics. If we did as the Iraqis do, we would just begin to slaughter the Democrats by the thousands. Kidnapping their relatives should be fine with the Democrats and a good way to achieve political results as well. Threats of violence always work with pacifists. They are submissive and just roll over and show their bellies. Look at Spain. I do not think the French would come to save the Democrats.

Either we will have a two state solution or we will have to take the power back by military coup. Secession will give us each a chance to prove the validity of our ideologies. The right will have the military and nearly every major business except for the Body Shop, natural clothing stores and a few health food stores. Sperm banks will abound in the land of the left. They can use all their aborted fetuses for stem cell research. They can eat placenta cuz it's unkilled meat. We can use animals and eat them too. Both the left and the right will have tattoo parlors, ours will be for the guys, theirs for the girls. We'll have the big box stores and the left will shop primarily at high priced boutiques and mom and pop shops. How they will unionize the mom and pops is their problem. The left will have the movie industry. They can share all their food communally and enjoy gay marriage and state funded transsexual surgery. In fact the only people that will marry in Lefty land will be gays.

They can conserve energy, drive only hybrid cars and take public transit. They will have to find their own fuel. We will make them beg for pharmaceuticals, because they really hate big pharma. I will be curious to see what their crime rate will be. They are so forgiving of crime. Maybe since they are going to share the wealth, everyone will be like happy Cubans. No crime, no poverty, no sadness. We can teach kids the White Devil's history and the basics, and the left can teach their kids "tolerance and social responsibility."

The left's territories will be very European. Ours will be pretty much the same as it is now. We will attract all the self sufficient people and the left will attract those who prefer the easy life. It will be interesting to see which way the immigration flows. I bet the left starts screaming blue murder when all the lazy losers immigrate to their country and demand their share of the pie.