Al Gore starring in, They Supersized Me

Al Gore is obviously eating what Tipper's been eating. They are both contributing to greenhouse gasses with their noxious, bovine emissions. The left is strangely silent on the matter of their idol's massive weight gain. Maybe they don't see his flaws, they are that blinded by love.

If they really care about him, they should give him the same treatment they gave Rush Limbaugh. A lot of fat jokes made about you can be a great incentive to hit the gym, regularly.