Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

One man' s meat

The news story about condoms being too large for the average Indian man's penis made me remember a documentary I saw years ago.

A Spanish anthropologist was interviewing a Chief of a former headhunting tribe in South America, who was reminiscing about the good old days.

The Chief was telling him about the raids they used to go on to steal Spanish women.

The anthropologist asked the Chief, "Did you have Spanish women?"

The Chief grinned salaciously, "Yes," he said.

The anthropologist asked, "Do your Indian women ever have sex with Spanish men?"

"No," the Chief said, firmly, "Never. They never would!"

"Really? Why not?" asked the anthropologist.

The Chief held his hands out and spread them about 10 inches apart, "Because their penises are too big," he said, making a disgusted face.

10 Comments:

At 9:09 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You seem to have a lot of knowledge on the subject.....

 
At 9:23 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

MissC ... could we have a single digit size. You just put most of us men to shame with that big 10in!

 
At 10:32 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

To the Cheif, they seemed enormous!

 
At 10:42 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think to most people that don't watch porn all day 10" would seem fairly enormous.

Maybe not....

 
At 10:56 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Really?

 
At 1:15 PM , Blogger gary said...

If you want to know how big my penis is you will have to measure it yourself.

 
At 2:51 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Zontar, yours will be very small, under my withering verbal assault.

 
At 3:02 PM , Blogger gary said...

But you can't talk with your mouth full.

 
At 9:12 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Like I said, it won't be very full!

 
At 4:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like I said, it won't be very full!

He he he he he he he he he... BERY GOOD, LADY!!!

BTW, that's a myth!

 

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