Carnivorousness

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Frightening Google searches

china elites feasting on baby fetuses

Someone Googled this and got a hit on my blog. My co-worker and I were talking about it and agreed that it is not so weird. The Chinese elites would eat fetuses if they felt that it would enhance their longevity, health or virility. Especially if it was rumored to enhance all three. It would be no different to them than tiger penis soup or rhino horn. They would slurp fetuses down at a thousand dollars a bowl if they believed it beneficial.

12 Comments:

At 4:21 PM , Blogger gary said...

Mmmm...baby fetuses! Isn't that redundant?

 
At 1:27 AM , Blogger SacramentoVoice said...

There was a lot of cannibalism during the Cultural Revolution in china. Push by the party and not out of starvation.

 
At 10:26 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

yep they eat their young, their old, well ya gotta control the population I guess. baby fetuses is redundant unless you are a feminist, remeber they don't consider fetuses to be babies. Unless they are old and can't have kids easily then every miscarriage is a lost, baby, not a fetus!

 
At 10:33 AM , Anonymous jack said...

Now I lost my lunch ... (:

We are even ...

 
At 10:39 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

No Jack, no we are not. I'd rather eat my young than look at Rod Stewart's daughters bottom.

 
At 12:56 PM , Anonymous jack said...

Forgive me ... I can't go to bed knowing you are mad with me.

I just toss and turn ...!

 
At 6:59 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Jack if you must toss and turn over me, I don't want it to be because I am mad with you. I want it to be because you are mad about me! Still awaiting the restoration of the Caliphate when I can become Missus Jack 2. Tell her my ass is pretty lame at crafts though, so I can do the domestic stuff while she explores her artistic side!

 
At 9:57 AM , Anonymous RaLph said...

"toss and turn over me"

Sounds like a song title such as "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin On".

 
At 10:23 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

There is a song, Tossin and turnin, tossin and turnin, tossin and turnin all night!

 
At 10:26 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Tossin' and Turnin


I couldn't sleep at all last night
Got to thinkin' of you
Baby things weren't right
Well I was tossin' and turnin'
Turnin' and tossin'
a-tossin' and turnin' all night

I kicked the blankets on the floor
Turned my pillow upside down
I never never did before
'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
Turnin' and tossin'
a-tossin' and turnin' all night

Jumped out of bed
Turned on the light
I pulled down the shade
Went to the kitchen for a bite
Rolled up the shade
Turned off the light
I jumped back into bed
It was the middle of the night

The clock downstairs was strikin' four
Couldn't get you off my mind
I heard the milkman at the door
'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
Turnin' and tossin'
a-tossin' and turnin' all night

Jumped out of bed
Turned on the light
I pulled down the shade
Went to the kitchen for a bite
Rolled up the shade
Turned off the light
I jumped back into bed
It was the middle of the night

The clock downstairs was strikin' four
Couldn't get you off my mind
I heard the milkman at the door
'cause I was tossin' and turnin'
Turnin' and tossin'
a-tossin' and turnin' all, yay, yay, yay
I was a-tossin' and turnin'

FADE
Turnin' and tossin'

 
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