Carnivorousness

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

When man eating crotch squirrels attack!


The gardener has tamed a few squirrels.

8 Comments:

At 12:45 PM , Anonymous RaLph said...

Until the images loaded, I was getting excited. Still, I like the title.

If the gardener was a Cajun, that tree rat would be feedin' him.

 
At 3:11 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Our head custodian says, when he goes to visit his dad in texas, he is awakened, in the mornings, by the sound of gunfire, as his father shoots squirrels for to fry up fer breakfast!

Just think, if the homeless were allowed to hunt squirrels, we could eliminate hunger in Amerikkka!

 
At 8:42 PM , Anonymous Texas said...

Squirrels are nothing but tree rats with a bushy tail.

 
At 7:40 AM , Anonymous RaLph said...

If the squirrels would start hunting and eating the homeless, then there would be more acorns to grow more trees, which would provide for more nesting areas for more squirrels, which would then have to eat all the acorns because there were no longer any homeless people to eat.

 
At 3:47 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Those would be some seriously intoxicated squirrels!

 
At 1:45 PM , Anonymous RaLph said...

It would be scary to have squirrels act any more squirrelly than they already do or are.

My wife once put snail bait, to kill the snails and slugs, in the flower beds. The squirrels loved eating it until they started dropping from the trees and dying.

My oldest daughter tried to help one of them and was bitten. It took the dead squirrel to the LSU School of Veterinary Medicine and had it tested for rabies. The test turned out negative.

Once the neighbors found out what was killing all of the squirrels they started requesting snail bait from my wife.

We now five to eight squirrels in my backyard every afternoon trying to eat my dog's food.

 
At 3:20 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

But dogs might eat the squirrels and die! My Chinese friend's mom attacks them and spears them with sharp sticks. One on one, face to face! It's more sporting that way.

 
At 3:22 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Raplh I am glad your daughter didn't get the rabies. She might have got that thing in her armpit like in that Marilyn Chambers movie, Rabid. Ugh! My mom once saved a chipmunk from our cat and it bit her. I was 7 and I wouldn't kiss her goodnight for about three months, until I was sure she was healthy and rabies free! Gotta take care of good old number one!

 

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