Lesbians are twice as likely to be fat as straight women!

This has been Miss C's personal experience. This study is no surprise to her. A lot of the fat lesbians Miss C knows are vegetarians. Yet if Miss C stated this, at say, a party, liberals would be all up in her grill. She would be accused of "bigotry" and "generalizing." There are many reasons for the fact that lesbians can get away with being fat and straight women can't. Most men are not chubby chasers. Miss C has had fat friends who raked in the men, but they were "pretty" fat girls, feminine looking with long hair and they dressed sexy for their weight. But many men won't even sleep with their own wives if their wives gain weight. Lesbians on the other hand, look for "inner beauty." They consider flouting accepted standards of beauty as a kind of rebellious act. That, and half of them just can't stop gorging themselves on cous cous, soy lattes and tofuti.