Carnivorousness

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

To the Bedouins "Jimmy Carter" is synonomous with gay, ineffectual and lame!

Abu R once was in the desert with the Bedouins. On this expedition, accompanying him, there was an American kitted out with the most up to date, high tech, military equipment available. Abu R said the Bedouins had a lot of Vietnam era stuff. They wore sandals and dishdashas.

The high tech American had cargo pants that converted to shorts. He converted them. He got so sunburned on the backs of his knees that they blistered.

He started to try and trade his new gear for the Bedouin's old gear. The Bedouins wanted no part of it. The Bedouins began laughing at the guy and calling him, Jimmy Carter.

At night, the Bedouins slept whilst sitting up. In order to protect themselves from scorpions, they carried cans of used motor oil. They would pour the oil in a circle around themselves.

Jimmy Carter did not want to get oil in his blisters so he refused to make a circle around himself. He got bit above his buttocks in the night. He was in terrible pain.

In the morning they had to take him to the hospital. The Bedouins were really laughing then, saying, "Jimmy Carter, they're going to spread apart your butt cheeks! Ha, Ha Jimmy Carter!"

5 Comments:

At 1:46 PM , Anonymous RaLph said...

Jimmy Carter=lamebraine

He is so far ahead in thought than other liberals that they think that he is brilliant minded.

Only doorknobs fear his intellect.

 
At 3:46 PM , Anonymous jack said...

MissC,

I read a post and clicked on a link to my horror at LGF about ... Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco, September 30, 2007

Can you confirm this shit for real?

If so how low can SF get?

And did Nancy Pelosi attend?

I'm no homophobe. I don't care what the fags do ... during their private moments but if this is normal SF needs to be nuked!

Get out now!

 
At 3:20 PM , Anonymous karen said...

Saw those pictures too Jack...but you had ample warning not to click if you didn't want to see gay sex and a shit load of penises!!

 
At 11:59 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Oh yeah it's fer realz! Seems like they would enjoy being interned at Abu Ghraib! Maybe the prison guards at Abu Ghraib should just have claimed it was an alternative sexual lifestyle.

 
At 6:36 PM , Blogger Russet Shadows said...

Now that is choice. You ought to make that into a chain mail and mail it to 1000 people, so that everyone can see that common men the world over despise prissypants Carter.

 

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