Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Tiger stripes for Tigeroo

My hairdresser put blonde streaks in my hair. She told me they make me look softer. Softer is not how I wish to look in my jaunts around the inner city. I wish to look more fierce. I complained of this to my co-workers.

Right-wing co-worker said, "They're mean streaks!"

2 Comments:

At 8:37 AM , Anonymous strudel said...

this happens because you refuse to wear a full burka when you are out in street.

 
At 5:37 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

RWCW is funny.

If you looked any more fearsome, you could get a job in an Oakland liquor store.

Robberies of which, I understand, are decreasing rapidly. And loudly.

 

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