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Friday, May 09, 2008

Presidential firsts

People are always saying that Hillary will be the first "female president" and Barack will be the first "Black president" well, after Jefferson and the honorary Black president Bill Clinton.

John McCain and his family has a first going too. They will be the first albino family to take up residence in the White house. Jimmy Carter was kind of an albino and had an albino daughter, tis true, but Rosalyn spoiled any albino first family ambtions.

John McCain will fulfill them. He and his family are the whitest white people on the face of the planet and that is why I am going to vote for him.

4 Comments:

At 11:42 AM , Blogger ricpic said...

McCain is so white he has reached logical endgame for a white man in a diverse world. No matter what Obamagoons say about him in the coming campaign he has already promised not to return fire. That would be racist...or unbecoming....or low class...or something.
And he'll disown anyone who does get down and dirty in his defense.
Don't be surprised if the proud conservative whites he's taking for granted sit it out come November.
Better the fire this time (to quote James Baldwin) under Obama than slow death with race traitor McCain.

 
At 12:03 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Im mo vote fur Nader!

 
At 5:20 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

I liked the comment- lawyer married to a lawyer; lawyer married to a lawyer; war hero with hot wife who owns a huge beer distributorship.

Why are we even bothering with an election?

 
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