Presidential firsts

People are always saying that Hillary will be the first "female president" and Barack will be the first "Black president" well, after Jefferson and the honorary Black president Bill Clinton.

John McCain and his family has a first going too. They will be the first albino family to take up residence in the White house. Jimmy Carter was kind of an albino and had an albino daughter, tis true, but Rosalyn spoiled any albino first family ambtions.

John McCain will fulfill them. He and his family are the whitest white people on the face of the planet and that is why I am going to vote for him.