Affirmative action for whites

Last week there was a plan to have a photo shoot in the children's dept when the staff noticed that there was a lack of diversity in the children available for photographing. As in, there were no white children.

Right-wing co-worker was called and asked to scare up a couple of white ghosts for the shoot the following day. I told him he should charge them for it. He agreed, as his sisters' kids are whiter than white, being so pale that they are practically transparent.

One of his sisters brought her three kids and youngest one spent all her time glaring suspiciously at the Asian kids who make up the vast majority of our patrons.