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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Affirmative action for whites

Last week there was a plan to have a photo shoot in the children's dept when the staff noticed that there was a lack of diversity in the children available for photographing. As in, there were no white children.

Right-wing co-worker was called and asked to scare up a couple of white ghosts for the shoot the following day. I told him he should charge them for it. He agreed, as his sisters' kids are whiter than white, being so pale that they are practically transparent.

One of his sisters brought her three kids and youngest one spent all her time glaring suspiciously at the Asian kids who make up the vast majority of our patrons.


At 2:04 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

When a minority person stares malevolently at me I'd like to go over and tear off his nuts, a very white reaction. If, on the other hand, I wanted to tear out his nuts, that would be a very minority reaction.

At 7:59 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

Or, you are Jesse Jackson.

What, no Photoshop in Oakland? Call the Iranian army, or Reuters.


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