When defense attorneys are proved to have been lying to get their guilty clients off, they should be brought up on charges

Our local boy, Hans Reiser, after having been found guilty of murdering his beautiful wife, has finally owned up to the killing and led the police to the body in order that he may serve a lesser sentence of incarceration. During the trial, his defense attorney spent hours lying out of his ass and engaging in gross speculation in an effort to get his murdering bastard client off. This idiot should be thrown in the same cell with his client.

"All the while, Du Bois maintained his client's innocence arguing that Nina Reiser was a deceptive, manipulative woman who searched for dates on the Craigslist Web site, was into alternative sexual practices and contrived unfounded disabilities and illnesses for her son.
Du Bois claimed that Nina Reiser was living in her native Russia, where Rory, now 9, and his sister, Nio, now 7, have been living with Nina's mother, Irina Sharanova, for more than 18 months."