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Friday, July 25, 2008

Obama for Chancellor of Germany



Isn't it against the law for a messianic cult leader to speak publicly to masses of his followers in Germany? If it isn't, it oughta be. You'd think they would have learned their lesson by now.

11 Comments:

At 5:47 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

You know what's so astounding about the Obama phenomenon? America is not in trouble. We're not in a depression, or even, despite what the media says, a recession. We haven't been humiliated by a terrible loss in war. Inflation isn't raging at a thousand percent. So what's America's excuse. Why turn to a messiah?

It may be heresy to say it, but the Germans who turned to Hitler for salvation? It's understandable that many of them did considering what they had just been through.*

We have no such excuse.



*And Hitler was a spiffy dresser, too.

 
At 8:09 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

I liked the completely America- focussed nature of his speech "to the Germans". Particularly funny was his talking about how Germans and Americans "worked together" in 1947, and how "grateful" the Germans were.

The Germans worked "with" us because we had flattened the country. If they hadn't worked as we told them to, they would have gotten hungry and cold PDQ.

And some Germans weren't so grateful for their dead or crippled husbands and fathers, or the old people and children roasted by the bombs.

Believe it or not, they didn't like it that they lost the war.

This idiot acts as though the world started in August of 1945. He might be elected Chancellor if only those under 30 could vote, but the 40+ crowd would rather have a native.

 
At 7:15 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

We like Obama !

The fact is... Bush was such an asshole... I mean... Our slogan should be : anyone who is not Bush should be just fine... Bush was a terrible liability (USA : the country is in a mess : weak dollar, strong inflation, two wars...)

 
At 12:20 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Bush is a great man and history will tell the story of his greatness. Obama is a nothing and that is why he is liked by Europeans, who are themselves nothings.

 
At 1:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dow Jones industrials down 240 points...

Great ! When Clinton was president, Nasdaq was above 5000...

 
At 1:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Half a trillion deficit ???? DonĀ“t panick ! Bush is cool.

 
At 3:04 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon, Dude, America will still be in power for the next 1,000 years or more. Africa and all the other countries you guys colonized and destroyed depend upon us. Deficit schmeficit!

 
At 5:16 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

I wonder what would happen if the United States said,

"All you people that hate us? We won't protect you any more. Build your own navies and armies. If France wants to invade Libya, or Russia wants Germany, have at it."

 
At 8:29 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

No Staggy, I don't want them to have strong militaries. If they show signs of producing them I say bomb them to smithereens! I am content for them to be weak and useless. They are so good at that!

 
At 9:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"All you people that hate us? We won't protect you any more. Build your own navies and armies. If France wants to invade Libya, or Russia wants Germany, have at it."

Fine.

 
At 2:19 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon, you guys don't have enough testosterone to make up one little army between you all. Although you are good at genocide, I must admit.

 

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