The theory of feminist relativity

My neighbor has been having major girlfriend trouble. The girlfriend has been keeping everyone in the cottage court awake with her antics.

I can hear everything that goes on in the cottage next to me.The girlfriend is doing that crazy intense stuff. Like getting up in the middle of the night and going to sleep on the sofa, because she wants attention and her boyfriend has the nerve to sleep, instead of paying attention to her, at 2 am.

So the neighbor gets up and innocently asks her why she is on the sofa and then boom, insane, nutso, psycho!!!

She attacks him verbally, she attacks him physically. She bites him and throws his stuff against the wall. She breaks glasses. He wrestles her out of the house and she comes right back in like the terminator, 4 times. He is squealing like a stuck pig.

She screams "I hope you fucking die! I hope you fucking die!" about a hundred times.

This goes on for hours and hours. Just when she's winding down, she gets going again. Just when we are falling asleep, we are woken again. Everytime she wrestles him into the kitchen, and he squeals, I fear she has stabbed him.

A day later, she was at it again. At 4 am.

One of the lesbian neighbors went over the first night and told them to break it up or she'd call the police. It didn't work, the girlfriend continued to behave in a psycho way for a few hours more.

The next day the lesbian neighbor told me that she could not take it. "He called her a cunt," she complained.

"Wait a minute I said, she was being a cunt. She was screaming, "I hope you fucking die!" Telling someone you want them to die is worse than calling them a cunt. Not only that, but she was physically attacking him. She was biting him and breaking his stuff."

Lesbian neighbor just shook her head.

Whenever the girlfriend walks down our communal walkway Devil Dawg growls, low, because he really doesn't want to tangle with her, but he can't help himself.