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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Liberal soup!

Here at work we are taking measures to reduce our budget deficits and avoid laying anyone off. We are taking off 1 day a month without pay and taking the entire week of xmas unpaid.

The Wednesday before Thanksgiving was my first day off. On that day I walked out of my cottage to throw something in the trash and my lefty, Zionist despising neighbor was standing outside smoking a cig and spotted me.

"What are you doing home?" she asked, in surprise.

I explained the situation to her.

She got all sad faced, "Oh no, she said, "We are getting ready to leave for Montana in 2 hours and we have some produce in the refrigerator, would you like to have it?"

"When are you coming back?" I asked.

"Sunday," she replied.

"Well surely it will last until then, I said, and I know your rabbit will eat it, even if you won't."

"No, she insisted, you can have it. Just come over and get it when you are ready."

So I went over and she gave me Whole Food's organic carrots, salad mix and celery. She tried to give me some baby potatoes too, but I stood firm. "Those will last," I said.

I always make broth anytime I cook a chicken and I had some in the freezer, so I made soup with my free veggies.

Liberals always want to feed the poor.


At 6:45 AM , Blogger ricpic said...

Ooh, I love home made vegetable soup. My grandmother made vegetable soup I'll never taste again. Some kind of magic she worked as she shuffled around her kitchen and dropped all kinds of roots and hairy(!) vegetables into the pot. What a flavor. Ah, memories.

At 10:48 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

I miss my mama too!

At 6:27 AM , Anonymous strudel said...

a good broth requires a mix of cicken, cow meat and bones. And filtering through a cotton cloth. This to prevent that your bum gets wrinkly and fat. And talking of ...

At 4:38 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Strudel, you forgot to say, "bambino cow," as in veal. You eitees luv to eat baby cows.

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