The second coming

One morning amidst the holidays, Chinese Christian co-worker and I were the only people to be found at our work stations.

Co-worker told me, that she was "Starting to feel as if the Rapture had occurred, and that she and I were the only two people left on earth."

Libertarian co-worker came in shortly thereafter and I told him of her fears.

"I can see how Miss C would be left behind, he told Christian co-worker, but not you."