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Friday, November 13, 2009

Real butter

The 99 cent store used to sell butter, but I haven't been able to find any there for months. I asked one of the clerks (a newly minted Afghan-American who recently, and proudly, became a US citizen) why they didn't carry real butter any more.

"Real butter?" he said, sneering with utter skepticism. "Do people still eat that? Is that like, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' ? Real Butter? Who makes it?"

"Lucerne, Berkeley Farms, Challenge, Land O'Lakes" I replied.

"Never heard of them. Do they make "real butter" in China? Cuz when they start making it in China is when we'll start buying it."

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