Carnivorousness

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Monday, January 18, 2010

What's wrong with being an English major????

A few days ago I was riding the bus when 3 Asian-American girls boarded in Chinatown.

"Like, oh my gahhd," I overheard one of them to say. "Can you believe that he, like, thought I was, like, an English major or something?"

"Oh my gahhd. Like, why would he, like, think that?" said another.

"I dunno, replied the first, "Maybe, like, because I was, like, reading Shakespeare or something."

Well he won't make that mistake again, I thought to myself.

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