My neighbor's Grandson Jamel is a one boy hurricane!

He's only been here a week and he's already bashed out my fireman neighbor's fence with a garden hoe, fed my dog broiling hot chicken nuggets, causing my dog to gulp grass desperately before upchucking the dangerously hot treats, and given my dog a chunk of pizza so large I had to do the heimlich manuver on him to dislodge it from his windpipe. He's been bringing me love notes with drawings of himself and my dog and I watching DVD's and playing play station. He's sooo manipulative. He's here for the rest of the summer, great Lucifer!