All liberals look alike!

I work with liberals. In fact, I am only 1 of 2 conservatives out of about 300 liberals in my workplace. I have lived among these people most of my life and worked among them for 20 years. I can detect no personality differences between them. They all think alike, look alike, speak alike and have the same interests. They know absolutely nothing about the actual facts of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict (unless they are Jewish, then they know a little bit.) They know nothing about Iraq or the peoples of Iraq. They can't tell the difference between a Kurd and a Bathist. They are clueless about the gross human rights violations going on all over the world. They think that the sun shines from teachers' assholes. They think every alcoholic is a Vietnam vet or a victim of abuse/society. They think TV violence causes real violence. They think TV is bad period. They do not realize that the "right to privacy" and "freedom of information" are mutually exclusive. Not one liberal sees a bit of difference between first trimester abortion and late term abortion. Every person I have worked with has asked for a gift certificate to Barnes and Noble as a retirement gift. I am waiting to retire so that I can specifically request no Barnes and Noble gift certificate. They all hate George Bush and blame him for everything that's ever been wrong with the world. They continually elect liberal/Black mayors even though there has not been one liberal/Black mayor who has made any significant improvement in the schools or a dent in the poverty of a US city. They all think the French have all the answers. None of them know that I am a Republican. They all think the Christian right has taken over every aspect of the country and that all Republicans are members of the Christian right. They all believe in gay marriage. They all think American women are discriminated against. They all think that Muslims are an oppressed minority. They all love Bill Clinton and despise Clarence Thomas, although Clarence Thomas never molested anyone. They all believe in psycho therapy and chiropracters. None of the liberals look any different when they go to a fancy event. They do not dress up even for funerals or weddings. They have never worn high heels. I can count the ones that wear lipstick on one hand. One of my Black co-workers came to me the other day and said that she was starting to sell Avon products and that she was only asking the "pretty people that wore makeup" if they wanted to look at her catalogue. That was me and about 3 others and one of them is from a Latin country where every woman wears make-up. I never see any liberals when I go to McDonalds. (I exempt my Black co-workers, as they are Democrats but in truth very conservative) Liberals never dress to show any sexuality whatsoever. Their kids are generally very badly behaved. They do not participate when a Black person asks us to buy a soul food lunch for charity. They never buy raffle tickets or otherwise participate in any social activities other than the contingent of them that goes to the Gay Pride parade. One of the liberals has a daughter who won an emmy for her writing on a day time soap opera. When I congratulated the woman on her daughter's award, she grunted in embarrasssment and acted as if she had no association with such tripe. These people are so far removed from the norm and yet they use and manipulate the average American for monetary gain. I am sure the woman's daughter, a Harvard educated Jew, does not watch soap operas either. She just writes them and then belittles the people that watch them.