Mexicans should immigrate to Venezuela and Cuba!

It is time for the Venezolanos to share their oil revenues with their northern brothers. I think that the Mexicans should test the socialist sympathies of Hugo Chavez and flood over the borders of Venezuela. The Mexicans can also build some leaky rafts and sail through the shark infested waters to Cuba, since the Cuban system of government is in every way superior to the US capitalist, racist government. We are so unfriendly and hostile to immigrants, it just confuses me as to why anyone would want to live here at all. So, I suggest, in order to prevent suffering and misery, that no one immigrate here, ever.