French barbeque!
Spreading their barbaric headhunting practices to Europe, the demonic dolts of Islam begin to torch the French and Dutch alive. The French and Dutch http://www.nisnews.nl/public/241006_2.htmare facing immolation by the very people they took in out of the kindness of their hearts and fed with the high taxes of their 35 hour a week labors and the sweat of their brows. I jest, I jest, French and labor are an oxymoron, I know. But they are sweating in their oh so hot buses, right now. Good thing for that "3 Day" French deodorant. Soon the Muslim yutes will be dragging charred bodies from the wreckage and hanging them on bridges over the river Seine. The hooded jinns, Shaitan's imps of hell, are dancing like rabid monkeys in the streets of Europe. Hell is full and the damned are walking the Earth. The Zombie wars have begun.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 7:02 PM
9 Comments:
How long before the cancer spreads and all of Europe ends up in a civil war? And will an Islamic Phrance be more or less annoying than a Gallic one?
Well, I sure hope that we don't run to the rescue this time. Let the yutes take over, then bomb europe, I say.
Well, No Pasaran had a pic of 3 day deodorant available in France. That is so they don't have to bathe for 3 days. Imagine. No don't.
You can take a bath just every week, say on fridays or sundays and stay perfectly healthy.
Deodorant is just a useless piece of crap.
French people live longer tahn anyone except japanese. A bit smelly ? Use Chanel nº 5 or any excellent parfum we offer to the world. Hermes is pretty good too...
Only a French guy would brag about having poor hygiene! Makes me glad to be living in the good old U S of A!
French live longer than anyone except the Japanese? The Japanese are probably the cleanest people on the planet! They bathe every night. They have a shower room called a "furoba" and then they dip themselves in scalding hot water to relax.
The Japanese are probably the cleanest people on the planet!++++
I agree 100%.
I wash behind my ears everyday.
I don't get it, the French have bidets so I guess they think they got it covered! As long as you are clean "down there" its cool.
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