On Gavin Newsom's sex scandal

I am thrilled to hear that SF mayor, Gavin Newsom has actually engaged in sexual relations with another human being. I found it hard to imagine that he did participate in such earthy pursuits as his hair is always so stiff and perfect. I felt sure that sex was just too sloppy and messy for him to enjoy. I was incorrect in my assumptions and I am sorry for them. I am also very glad to hear that Ted Haggard has had his gay removed and is "normal" again.