Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Sheryl Crow should wipe her ass with leaves!

Whenever Devil Dog has a little bit of leftover business attached to him from eating rubber bands, the sidelocks of Orthodox Jew cats, and other stringy bits, I say "Uh Oh" and he hunches on over to me and I grab a big ole maple leaf and clean him right up! A maple leaf always does the trick!

3 Comments:

At 12:54 PM , Blogger Conan said...

It is amazing how much of our lives are regulated by our dogs bowel movements. Geez..first thing in morning, last thing at night and daily poop patrol for poor incintinent senior citizen Suzie.

PA Saw your pics and read parts of your blog..both TERRIFIC! Good writer too (the only sane/conservative in CA apparently)

 
At 7:28 PM , Anonymous jack said...

Conan,

Doggie door ... Priceless!

Of course this is if you have a fenced yard.

 
At 8:18 PM , Blogger N. said...

Now that would be entertainment! No wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her sorry ass!

 

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