Carnivorousness

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Friday, June 08, 2007

Miss C does not hate Paris Hilton, she hates Evan O'Dorney


The Spelling Bee champ. What a freak. She can not get way from that stuck up little punk. His crooked mug is all over the local news. "I'm Evan O'Dorney and I am soooo smart, I luuuvvv math, because I am so smart, but I am really a composer of marvelous, fantastic music, due to my smartness." Evan, like most stuck up child geniuses, will disappear into obscurity. In the good old days people would keep a kid like that chained in the attic. If Miss C went to his school she would have bullied him mercilessly. She can see why his mom is home schooling him!

4 Comments:

At 2:44 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Of course, being totally out of it - I don't have a TV - to me the kid looks like a nice dorky kid. But he's obnoxious, you say? He's at least as likely to grow out of it as not. Lighten up on the the kid, Miss C. Ya know? just a dorky obnoxious kid. They do grow up into decent guys...sometimes.

 
At 3:10 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

If I ever meet him in person I will kick his ass. Being a child is not going to save his little nerdy ass! He won't get into MIT, cuz all the students there are smart and good looking.

 
At 7:31 AM , Blogger -bRad said...

I saw an interview with him. He has NO social skills at all. Based purely on what I saw, and not what I know, he would be easily dismissed as as someone who is non-functional in society.

Check out:
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/awkward_interview/

 
At 8:50 PM , Blogger Beelza-Bubba said...

I have never seen anyv of these "child geniuses", paraded around on the news, that have had any social skills whatsoever.
Not to mention that after their 15 minutes of fame, and then their proud parents' obligatory extra 15 minutes of fame these social freaks are usually never heard of again! Does anyone actually think to themselves "Gee, I wonder if he will win next year's spelling bee? I really want to know where this kid will be in 20 years?"
Or is it more like, "Fuck! That little doofus is smart. I can't even say that word, much less spell it." And then flip the channel to something with boobs bouncing around, sports, or just about anything that has nothing to with spelling bees. Kids that are so socially inept usually end up getting their collective asses handed to them. Sure in Revenge of the Nerds" the geeks win in the end, but we all know that the very next day those Frat guys would have burned down the Nerds' house with them still in it! Sorry, I am starting to rant craziness. I will go away now...,
All Spelling Bee Champions wind up in Satan's Soul Farm, 'nuff said!

 

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