Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Is nose hair plucking considered torture under the Geneva Convention, or is it merely good grooming?

I once read about a family wherein the father was an abusive sonofabitch. He would demand that each of his children have their noses totally plucked clean of hairs on a daily basis.

Now to me this would be unbearable indeed. But I was thinking. Muslims like to remove hair from all over their bodies. Arab men have lots and lots of repulsive nose hair.

My plan is this, we can simultaineously denude terror suspects of hair during interrogation. Both performing valuable ablutions while extracting valuable information on terror plots!