A librarian was just here breathing down our necks,

because we had 2 Harry Potter books sitting out in the open waiting to be processed. "They can't just sit here, she said. We have to lock them up in the cage (a chicken wire lined closet in a storage room)"

Right wing co-worker was like, "Simmer down now, it's OK. We're still working on them."

Librarian said, "I signed an agreement to keep them secret, we are supposed to keep them locked up!"

Right wing co-worker said, "But I didn't sign anything."